You dropped your face, that’s a crime.
You’re so nice to me.

I feel like I missed something while I was out hah. Anyone care to catch me up?
I was out too, so when you find out, tell me ha.

I’m alright. You?
Alright? Just alright? Um, I’m good.

Why do you hate me so much? What did I ever do to you?
You dropped ICEE, it’s a crime.

I love going to Trader Joe’s because it makes me feel like I am pursuing a healthy, organic lifestyle even if I end up buying nothing and get a shake from In-N-Out.
You? Healthy, organic lifestyle? No way. No one would believe it hahaha.
Watching the Titanic again, but what else is new.
I actually like that movie, but it’s too long, I could never watch twice.
I’m hungry, sleepy yet I don’t feel like sleeping or eating.
Is something wrong?